How i creepily came to earth
Before my mom, my father was married twice. He usually travels for months because of work. One day, he came back home only to find his beloved wife in bed with another man. He was so angry that he punched the man to death, and brutally injured his wife. He then reported himself to the authorities and was sentenced to 15 years in jail. In the fifth year, he was released for good behaviour, and since the judge ruled it a crime of passion, he was made to seek counsel from the prison minister. Guess what? The prison minister was my mom. My father is a murderer, my mom ministered him, and I am the product of a conjugal visit.